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Monday, July 7, 2014

Imagine

Imagine you are in your home, trying to eat a meal or just relax, and a giant woman is walking around peeping through every single window. Not only is she peeping, she is holding a strange device and pointing it at you, making loud clicking noises that sound like sonic booms to your ears. A stalker? A terrorist? What is happening???? When peeping doesn't satisfy her, she tries opening the windows and jiggling the door knobs. Your home suddenly feels like a tornado is hitting it with every wave of her arm and every exhalation of her breath. Oh dear, what to do? She says not a word, just circles and circles your home, pointing and clicking. Then she leaves.

The End.




Signed,

A confused and frightened green anole

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63 comments:

  1. RobertNJuly 7, 2014 at 5:34 AM

    :)Delicate:)

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  2. Buttons ThoughtsJuly 7, 2014 at 5:55 AM

    You are an excellent stalker:) Great shots. Hug B

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  3. RoanJuly 7, 2014 at 6:16 AM

    He's a handsome fella. Green is my favorite color.

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  4. UnknownJuly 7, 2014 at 7:03 AM

    A gorgeous lizard.

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  5. you-wee becauseJuly 7, 2014 at 7:09 AM

    What a beautiful lizard! Is this green beauty living with you at home in a terrarium? And the intruder was you??? ;-)
    By the way: excellent photographs, Gail!
    Regards from Germany, enjoy a great week, Uwe.

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  6. nookwormJuly 7, 2014 at 7:51 AM

    Sweet face on the critter! He doesn't look frightened, just curious. He is BEAUTIFUL!

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  7. TexWisGirlJuly 7, 2014 at 7:59 AM

    he is just PRECIOUS cute! love the 2nd photo!

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  8. Lisa @ Two Bears FarmJuly 7, 2014 at 8:28 AM

    Ha ha, you are so funny :-) Excellent shots!

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  9. StephanieJuly 7, 2014 at 8:42 AM

    haha. . .thanks for the giggles, my friend :)

    I must say that your photos are beautiful! And I know I have told you before, but I don't like snakes, lizards, or anything that resembles a snake, such as this anole (is that what's she's called?). . .but she is stunning and I don't mind looking at her thanks to your lovely photography.

    Hugs to you!

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  10. BreathtakingJuly 7, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    Just lovely captures Gail.The lizard's face is so sweet in the second photo.

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  11. Author R. Mac WheelerJuly 7, 2014 at 8:50 AM

    phunny

    Who knew lizards had such beautiful eyes

    (I have to re-post that second shot. I love it!)

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  12. IrmaJuly 7, 2014 at 9:07 AM

    Really beautiful pictures, Gail,
    The lizard in the second picture has beautiful eyes.
    This picture is my favorite.

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  13. NokeJuly 7, 2014 at 9:21 AM

    Schöne Bilder von dem kleinen.

    Gruß
    Noke

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  14. KarenJuly 7, 2014 at 10:13 AM

    He's handsome, and your shots are fabulous!

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  15. hootnonnyJuly 7, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    Amazing photos by a peeper.

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  16. DebbieJuly 7, 2014 at 11:36 AM

    i was soooo confused at first....but i get it now!!!!

    gorgeous snaps!!

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  17. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 11:43 AM

    What a cute little critter! YOur photos are gorgeous.

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  18. Bas.July 7, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    Geweldig wat is dit mooi.

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  19. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 12:07 PM

    He's so cute and you're such an awesome photographer! And a very creative writer!!

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  20. barbara l. haleJuly 7, 2014 at 12:16 PM

    What a beautiful creature! And fantastic photos! Glad you got the shots even if his house was a little disturbed.

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  21. Charlotte WilsonJuly 7, 2014 at 12:31 PM

    What a cute little fellow. Love the second shot best.

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  22. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    LOL! But wow - such awesome shots.

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  23. Evelyn S.July 7, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    These are such amazing images, Gail! I LOVE green anoles! I've had a few over the years and would like another, but..... actually, I'd like a couple of different kinds of lizards. :-)

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  24. Elizabeth EdwardsJuly 7, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    always a fan of Lizards. they are my crew. what a neat little greenie booger. giggles. hey, i am being silly today. why not?!? have a great week!! ( :

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  25. Anni July 7, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    These, as always Gail, are extraordinary. I think I use the word, 'extraordinary' way too often. Let me check with Thesaurus. BRB...okay, here's a word that will fit....remarkable!!! These are remarkable!!!

    Love the narration also.

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  26. EG CameraGirlJuly 7, 2014 at 3:45 PM

    Great shots, Gail, and I suspect the green anole was thinking all those thoughts, too. :)

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  27. eileeninmdJuly 7, 2014 at 3:59 PM

    The green anole is cool, great sighting and photos.. Thank you for linking up. Have a happy day!

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  28. DonnaJuly 7, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    I think he enjoyed his fame although a bit shy...he is adorable!

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  29. BarbJuly 7, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    What a beautifully colored anole!
    Quite the poser,too, indeed looking like it's trying to figure our what the heck you are and what you're doing.

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  30. KathyJuly 7, 2014 at 4:45 PM

    Absolutely delightful photos. The colors are magnificent!

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  31. Inspired By JuneJuly 7, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    I just love these little guys! I terrorize them too, lol, when I see them. These shots are Ah-mazing, Gail! Wow! The 2nd one is my favorite. Nicely done!

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  32. AnnJuly 7, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    oh,my..the blue around the eyes!!
    how beautiful is this!!!
    your photography is amazing.

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  33. FABJuly 7, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Fabulous images. Well done Gail.

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  34. renae July 7, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    These are great photographs! I love love love the details!!!

    I'm hoping to share some of the other items during the week, so heads up.

    Have a nice evening! ♥

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  35. Tammy@Simple Southern HappinessJuly 7, 2014 at 6:55 PM

    Lord Love A Lizard..... I am speechless, much less can I type. I have had to backspace and correct just so you can read this comment. WOW! What an exceptional display of photographs. THE colors!!! The DOF..... Tact sharp in all the right places. BRAVO!!! You made this little dude cute enough to want to kiss.

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  36. SallyJuly 7, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Oh goodness, Gail, you had me going for a while. Mercy! So funny. :)

    Thanks for visiting me, and the nice comments.

    I'm going to add you to my blog list of friends. :)

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  37. Sallie (FullTime-Life)July 7, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    So good! ; that giant is as good a story teller as she is a photographer!... poor anole ;>).... lovely portraits though and I bet his little pea-brain has already forgotten all the trauma.

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  38. AndyJuly 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM

    I'd like to thank the giant woman for taking such gorgeous photos of such a tiny creature who wasn't a bit frighten of her. :)

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  39. orchid0324July 7, 2014 at 8:40 PM

    I REALLY enjoyed reading your writing, Gail, as well as your wonderful pictures of green anole (A confused and frightened)♡♡♡ BEAUTIFUL pictures♪♪♪

    Sending you Lots of Love and Hugs from Japan, xoxo Miyako*

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  40. Anita JohnsonJuly 7, 2014 at 9:50 PM

    I knew they were beautiful, but your photos proved it! WOW!

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  41. LindaJuly 7, 2014 at 10:24 PM

    Wonderful shots! Glad he survived the intrusion.

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  42. Tina Fariss BarbourJuly 7, 2014 at 10:27 PM

    So that's how the critters feel when we stalk them with our cameras? :-)

    These photos are amazing. I love his little face.

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  43. DeniseinVAJuly 8, 2014 at 8:33 AM

    This beautiful little guy could give the TV little guy a run for his money. Your photos are gorgeous Gail, incredible! You have shown how beautiful these pretty lizards can truly be.

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  44. rainfield61July 8, 2014 at 9:51 AM

    A very beautiful one.

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  45. Stewart MJuly 8, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    Nice perspective on taking pictures and nice perspective in the pictures.

    Sorry for slow reply - hectic weeks!

    Cheers - Stewart M

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  46. AnonymousJuly 8, 2014 at 3:02 PM

    I imagine you did look a bit weird to her.

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  47. Richard PeglerJuly 8, 2014 at 3:09 PM

    Wonderful images of this beautiful lizerd, Gail. Congratulations!

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  48. Jenn JilksJuly 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    I love it! Fabulous colours.

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  49. Brian KingJuly 8, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    Great shots of that little beauty!

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  50. SuzanJuly 8, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    Amazing shots Gail!! It's a good thing he didn't jump onto your lens!! Unbelievable colors and shots and you are probably correct in describing what he was thinking!!
    BRAVO!!

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  51. HappinessSavouredHot (Julie Saint-Mleux)July 8, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    Amazing pictures! Wow! Reminds me of my childhood in Africa with chameleons living in the trees around the house. Now all I have is bears and coyotes...

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  52. SlamdunkJuly 8, 2014 at 8:31 PM

    Haha--great shots.

    Actually, his cousins get humans back when we are visiting my dad in south Texas. The small lizards are always congregating by the window sills and peeping in on what us visitors are doing.

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  53. ShugJuly 8, 2014 at 8:35 PM

    I must admit.....I was a true blonde when reading this post! lol.
    I found myself being so scared for you. I wanted to call the police myself!! LOL again! Ok..I read and re-read and I finally caught on!
    Yes...just call me a blonde..

    Great story!!
    Great photos..
    Shug

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  54. PantherkaJuly 9, 2014 at 1:44 AM

    How curious about ... beautiful shots.
    Greetings.

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  55. Kenneth Cole SchneiderJuly 9, 2014 at 8:36 AM

    Nice photos and a funny punch line! We have few Green Anoles in our south Florida neighborhood. They have been replaced by exotic Brown Anoles. Thanks for dropping by my blog in my absence. Am now coping with a three-week backlog of correspondence and enjoying the big screen as opposed to the iPhone.

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  56. maryaustriaJuly 9, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    Wow! These photos are absolutely amazing! So great!

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  57. Coloring Outside the LinesJuly 9, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    Well, he doesn't look too upset, maybe he's one of those super stars that likes to be photographed! Great shots!

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  58. AnvilcloudJuly 10, 2014 at 6:40 AM

    What fun imagining and pictures.

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  59. Beatrice P. BoydJuly 11, 2014 at 5:20 AM

    Green is the color of nature and really suited this little fellow. Of course, your wonderful photos really did him justice. And now I know what an anole looks like.

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  60. UnknownJuly 11, 2014 at 6:59 AM

    What a beautiful creature and wonderful shots, Gail!

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  61. AnonymousJuly 11, 2014 at 10:41 AM

    It does kind of makes you wonder if that's what the animals think.

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  62. LCJuly 11, 2014 at 8:01 PM

    priceless!

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  63. Laura Delegal - Leroy PhotographyJuly 13, 2014 at 8:40 AM

    Love these creatures (abd that crazy woman stalker).

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